Ripping the Guts Out

Posted on September 26, 2008


I am happy to announce that I have achieved gold VIP status with Hilton. Not only does it mean that I am awarded more points for each stay, my room choice is upgraded based on availability. Mostly though, I am excited to use the fancy new gold card to win friends and influence people.

Is it normal that my dog’s favorite activity is ripping the guts out of her stuffed animals? If she wasn’t so domesticated, I would believe that it is a primal urge to hunt and kill. Coming up the stairs the other day I chanced upon this scene of carnage. Her muzzle buried deep inside the poor unicorn. Bones and Guts haphazardly tossed around her. To think I allow such violence within my home. What would the neighbors think?

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